Well, first you have to hang those little brass balls off the back.
Then?
Horns on the front.
Then?
Gun rack.
Then?
Um.
Move to Texas?
Oooooo. Burn. Ooooo.
Seriously, though?
Then?
Add some speakers out back that play growling muffler sound.
In Texas.

I want this one for the buttons alone.
And knobs.
Buttons and knobs.

A tractor, not a car.
And an accessory for the tractor, the roll bailer.
The one that makes those nice big haybales that are rolls of hay?
Those are made by chunky looking, almost square boxes that scoop up the straw and then roll the hay on belts that expand as the hay is collected, enlarging and enlarging until finally…

I think both:
Some of us hear the siren’s call, of Something and we keep trying until we find it, and some us stumble into something and then it becomes The Something.
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And some of us, having all of this media around about addiction, can see Addiction, and recognize the symptoms in ourselves, and be on the lookout.

It’s like having a large sweaty person draped over you.
All. The. Time.

The. Worst.
And I’m not forgiving the ones that managed to get the window down only halfway in the back.
Myself, and my friends and cousins, all stuck back there, spent our time awkwardly sticking our arms out those halfway windows, desperate for any relief from the heat.
This was in Mississippi and Virginia.
The. Worst.
An…

So, violent police chase versus going round the houses of the teenagers later, one by one, and arresting them there?
Of course, these days, that would result in tragic SWAT results at the house(s) of the teenagers.
All because a car was stolen?
Gee, how much is a life worth again?

Hee.
Cask of Amontillado them, eh?
I approve.

Only, in this very article, there’s a video where covering the cameras completely disables the system, and in experimenting with what needs to be covered, the creator discovered that only one of the three top ones needs to be covered for the whole system to be borked.
And personally?
I’ll take the actual video in the…

So. Great!
Thank you.

A lot of Dremel.
:)

Awww, it’s like the alien from the Douglas Adams book who set out to craft and deliver a personal insult for every being that has ever lived.

This.
How can it be old stuff?
The entire system is built on oppression of peoples other than white men.
There is no ‘old stuff’ within such a system.
So. Infuriating.

This:
“Atchison said in her statement that it’s “disappointing to see an organization of such importance spend so much effort to sow division based on falsehoods and political rhetoric two weeks before the centennial and a month before the commission is scheduled to sunset.”

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Dang, you’re so right, after thinking, No problem!
I’m still puzzling over this one.
*gets out cereal, starts to pour milk*
“Careful, this could go from zero to heaven,” he mumbles to himself.
This, while wonderfully silly, is perhaps less than accurate.

White supremacists are attempting to enshrine in federal law their pathetic bitter bigoted ideologies.
This so sadden and angers me, and I so thank Zack Linly and the other authors here for all they do.
Thank you.
You are all fighting against ignorance and hate and that you continue to do so is inspirational. 

Woe.
Such a heartbreaking story.
Here’s to you, your chair, your roof rack, and the new joy, oh, that new chair waiting to be sat in!
Lost before its time.
I raise a drink to you all, and may you all find a better turn in the after times.

Right.
And if you add in the ‘only a few minutes’ to look up and learn the procedure for unlocking a frunk that has gone dead, for a car that you can’t get into, and add those to the other ‘only a few minute’ tasks that this issue needed, and they all add up to the time May stated.
And that’s for someone familiar with…

What if you can’t get into the frunk because the electronic frunk release won’t open due to the battery being dead? You don’t show releasing the frunk in your diagrams, which May mentions he had to do in his video.

This. Is. HYSTERICAL.
Also?
Y’all leave that nice boy Tracy alone, he’s suffered enough.
And seems intent on continuing to do so, let us pray.