Maybe Rodney was just pissed the guy was filming in portrait mode.

I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. 

i dont expect much from them. they cant even handle verbal assault and verbal abuse in their in game chat..

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

The ESPN trade grade story is just going to say “Atlanta: A+” with no accompanying text. 

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

“Haaa Funny guy!”


“Off with his head!”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

If he doesn’t win MVP, just don’t bother giving out the awards anymore.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

WRONG

My man meat got a workout between that monster block and the 15 footer that started as a 22 footer for the win. Rocket sauce.

Nuclear Tornadoes... You just gave some hack at SyFy a movie idea... thanks!

The resemblance is uncanny...

Why do people join HOAs?

Honest question, I’ve never heard of *any* good reason to be part of one; they just seem like you’re agreeing to give control over what you can and can’t do on your property to the worst bored old-lady busybody stereotypes.

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

WOW, IT SURE SUCKS WHEN YOU'RE ON CAMERA AND NOT EXPECTING IT, HUH BILL?????