The problem with banning the football program forever is you will eliminate almost all the other sports as football is the the main revenue stream for PSU. The death penalty of a one year ban + loss of scholarships will set them back 20 years or so. Look at what it did to SMU. Take away their TV revenue for a decade…

Except he’s 100% correct

I’ll take People are idiots for a thousand, Alex.

Oh I get it, you don’t think the kids that play football are students, and you also don’t understand the revenue the football program generates for other student athletes.

Well, when this all originally popped off, they banned Penn State from 4 years of bowl games, but didn’t let the current players transfer without sitting out a year. Why punish the current players for something they had no part in?

Well let’s hope the NCAA doesn’t do something foolish and punish the kids who are currently attending the school for something that happened before their parents were born.

So Joerger to the Pacers, Vogel to the Grizzlies? Or does that make too much sense?

Love the reworking and use of Seven Nation Army...not going to lie, I like this idea. Hopefully the melee combat takes a stronger role in the world of bolt action rifles and fixed machine guns. Love the trench club.

That is true. I don’t think Marchman is a bad person. I think he’s realized taking the mantle of hipster contrarian on a sports site is good for traffic. So whenever he has an opinion on something that goes against the unwashed masses, he takes it to a hilarious level of absurdity, especially on Deadcast. It gives…

Gladly. You’re full of weak sauce. You’ve become Deadspin’s hopefully replacement for Skip Bayless on First Take. Your takes are just garbage. I feel like you don’t actually believe your own opinions, but you tee them up regardless because you know Drew will bring the funny with his reactions.

Goddamn, Marchman. You are such the fucking hipster. “Once you’ve heard of a band, they should just go away and retire. I only like them until everyone likes them. I wear my hatred of the bands I used to love like a badge of honor.”

“There are strip-club people, and then there are the rest of us.”

Good thing you’re not one of the show runners. The last 2 books were meh.

John is not a warg on the show (as far as they’ve shown). Let it go

Books?

“GLAAD told Disney to make FinnPoe an honest to God thing!”

Leitch is turning in his grave.

Says the guy who doesn’t know how fracking works. Or thermal conduction. You weren’t drilling or boring into something that was hot enough to melt the bits, were you Cletus? As soon the water you propose makes contact with the smoldering trash is will instantly vaporize into steam. Something is burning hot enough to…

Why would anyone want to hear, “Fuck you slave” over and over?

Water as a lubricant? Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? Water is no lubricant. Now multiply that heat and pressure fifty billion times*