You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

At this rate, the universe will probably force them to switch first letters. 

It’s good that one of Deadspin’s soccer writers caught this. I have a feeling the other one missed it because he’s midway through a 5,000-word paean to Gerard Deulofeu after he did something good today.

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

Can we get the nickname LASER RAMÓN going?

Actually they’ll spend ten minutes deciding that they can’t change the clock after all. 

It’s ridiculous that ref’s can spend ten minutes trying to decide if there’s 1.6 seconds on the clock or 1.7, but can’t reverse an obviously blown call in the process.

Of course it was low-key. Alex Ovechkin had to be able to whisper Trump’s new marching orders to him without much media fanfare.

Silly Elon.  An underground tube that delivers crap from one point to another is called a sewer.

When the headline popped up in my RSS Feed, I honestly thought the Washington Wizards were at a minor league hockey game for some reason...

A stat line like that and good photoshop skills gets you into USC.

Footage from this year’s Browns playoff-clinching win against Pittsburgh:

Counterpoint: Messi being on the team is the best way for them to move forward. If Argentina had no starpower, who knows if they’d even make it to the World Cup. With Messi they have a chance. And with World Cup exposure you can actually get your younger players to learn and gain the needed experience.

The racism displayed in this image does not represent the behavior we expect of students or our Volunteer values.

The adult in me loves this response.

Vinicius Jr. is going to be scary as shit very shortly.  He’s only 18 and he absolutely shredded Barcelona’s defense. 

I fail to see the problem.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

If only there was a rule that existed that Vlad Jr. could only bat in games, while working on his fielding and physical aspects.

is this the first time the NHL has suspended an entire team?