I have reservations about starring this comment.

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

Goalies are the punters of the soccer world. Underappreciated, misunderstood, and able to kick the ball over those darn mountains.

Doesn’t that trickeration fail if the Benefica player at the top of the box doesn’t fall down during the second pass?

Another joint, practice

It seems relevant to find out if he was a tyrant when he was assisting Harbaugh, and if Harbaugh was OK with it and just got lucky no one died from it until he was no longer responsible. 

Nice to know these fans will be in shape for the regular season.

Barstool let out early today, I see.

I’d be pretty deflated too if I had to pay full price to watch this garbage. 

In hindsight it’s no surprise that he was lion about the injury.

The before picture looks like, “NBA 2K12 on the PS3", and the after is like “NBA 2K18 on the PS4 Pro”.

he just wanted to make sure there weren’t any slip-ups

Yes, I agree, Kevin Love’s contract extension is truly a threat to America. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!?!?

“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!”

That’s European soccer for you. Nobody even touched him, but he fell down every time.

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you.

He’s never been afraid to go deep down the middle, or to target the tight end.

Could the Raptors flip him?

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”