On the bright side, this will add years to his life.

At least the weather is nicer.

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

Ray Hudson is a goddamned world treasure you blasphemes.

In communist russia the pole positions you

Those 5.6 errors per 100 words from the Jets fans largely come from referring to the organization as a professional football team.

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

It’s the free game of the day on MLB.tv.

Serious question: will batters still get walk-up music? Pitchers get warm-up music?

Forgive my ignorance, as I’ve never had Pizza Boli’s. Is there usually a line 4 hours before the first pitch?

Can’t wait to see how The Undefeated tackles this issue.

Lewandowski was offside so there is no foul no matter what.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

This is fucking bullshit. Who calls it Oriole Park?

Fixed: “Washington could will find itself trapped with an expensive, fragile quarterback it doesn’t want if when Griffin suffers an injury that takes until next year to rehab.”

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

Leave it to an Orioles exec to know how to keep a captive audience.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.