They’re not crimes. They’re just not, you know, entirely legal.

Wait, wait... the shitty techbro dude is... shitty?

Whoever could have seen that coming.

Yeah but Hemsworth is doing North-Central Australian, which even Aussies think sound weird.

Nic Cage named one of his kids Kal-El.

So, no different than a lot of kids’ movies...

Come on, it has to be a long time. I mean, look at human history over the last 2,000 years. Barely anything has changed.

Kind of a tangent, but this reminded me of one of my favorite exchanges from Manhunter (the superior adaptation of Red Dragon, IMO)

I’m rather relieved, because for a moment I thought he would be Hunter Rose, aka comic-book Grendel, and that’d be TERRIBLE casting.

They’re definitely going to announce a ‘new and innovative feature’ that’s been part of Android devices for a few years.

Saw the trailer, thought it looked fun... had no idea it had hit theaters already.

Looks interesting, but the title leaves me cold. I mean, a fantastical creature from a kid’s imagination named “Eric?”

Exactly. In the right applications it’s wonderful. The potatoes sound great. :)

It all makes sense now!

I’ve had black garlic, and it’s barely garlic. It not unpleasant by any means, and having the option seems good - it might be great for folks who don’t normally like the stuff. But if you actually like white garlic, it’s deeply unsatisfying.

$100 says he doesn’t just pee in water bottles, he does it from a distance, like a game. The bottles he hands off to PAs aren’t just filled with piss, they’re wet.

Would have been way better than Marky Mark.

There are ads?

The people making those arguments don’t have a working relationship with making sense.

I seriously doubt human hands were involved in making that image.

Aw, way to spoil Sony’s new tagline: “SONY Pictures: Doomed to failure”