Nah, you’re wrong, friend. I saw it opening day and ‘Part One’ was in the opening credits. Go ride sand.

...finally gets to show off how he mastered riding the sand...

You are wrong. It was Part One from the beginning. People just didn’t pay attention.

C-THRU-PO

That performer is Lisa Ann, and she’s very much not dead.

We can, and should, still call them Tweets.

I’d be happy with just a good Dr. Doom.

There are plenty of other perfectly edible bugs, people. 

We went to California Adventure specifically for Jack-Jack’s Cookie Num-nums. I mean, we did other stuff at the park, but that was MY #1 draw.

If its the same recipe as Jack-Jack’s Cookie Num-nums over at California Adventure, they’re probably great.

Counterpoint: Watching Larry David get fake-mad about nothing is extremely not funny.

But ‘better’ steakhouses don’t cook their steaks in butter, do they?

“It could be any other musician, they do not feel specific to Marley.”

Is this still must-have if you don’t drink coffee? I hate to miss a trend.

Next up for Ed Harris - the lead role as the Crypt Keeper in a Tales from the Crypt feature. No makeup or effects needed!

The series creator/S1 howrunner seems to think the connections between this season and his season are ‘stupid.’ So there’s that.

Not great, but so much better than Buffy.

Someone has fucked it. Past tense.

Beetlejuice 2: Electric Boogaloo </oblig>

How this cookie compares to the best mass-produced chocolate-chip cookie available isn’t pertinent?