I think this is a case of an executive not understanding what meat is, or how it works.

Jersey Mike’s #13 Original Italian is a fantastic sandwich. Best chain sub out there.

I believe that’d be Gen-Z. The actual younguns (like 10-12yo) are Gen Alpha.

You realize ‘millennials’ are in their 40s now, right?

I had a different suggestion but this one is clearly better.

I’ll be seeing this, as my wife has a Jason Statham... problem.

Now who at X could access this account, and has a vested interest in seeing the Bitcoin Spot ETF approved...

Okay, “Karen” Rodgers is pretty good.

Clever, but loses the most salient points. 1) he has no neck, and 2) he is a fuckknuckle.

Con men? In Crypto?! My pearls are clutched!

FFS, it’s “neckless fuckknuckle.”

Next you’ll say it was invented by Greeks.

Isn’t... Hawaii the birthplace of Hawaiian pizza?

A good investment has a guaranteed return.

It’s the idle rich who “missed the boat” who are now paying $40K for worthless crypto. Proof there’s always a bigger fool...

“Pat McAfee gets it.”

Might have something to do with the fact beer is gross.

oh no

The man is a business... <checks notes> genius?

Somebody doesn’t know what an IP is.