Let’s reel in the gratuitous use of “we,” please.

I’m kind of hoping there’s two and no more. Those books go off the rails quickly.

Oh let’s not even get started on Jesus.

#1: It is coffee.

The vodka they use might well double as lighter fluid.

Boner alert!

The team is introduced twice because the final cut of the theatrical release merged Ayer’s cut with a cut from the trailer production company (Trailer Park) who cut the movie’s original trailers.

You wound me, truly. When I see someone make low-key, passive-aggressive insults, I always think they’re incandescent rays of positivity and sunshine, and not judgmental tools who can’t accept that different people have different tastes and opinions. Cheers!

I’m quite surprised by the good notices this movie is getting. The trailer(s) looked simply terrible. I wasn’t going to see it before, but now I simply can’t wait to not see it.

Do... do you think he has an Italian accent? He’s from Seattle.

I would bet good money that Godzilla’s coloration was meant to be purple, like the Godzilla 2000 design. And nobody thought ahead to “what happens when something purple glows really bright?”

You have just made a lot of people hit their “challenge accepted” buttons.

And has a gigantic fake nose

Between the Spider-Man games and the Horizon games, yes. 

No one is anticipating Wonka with anything but dread.

“...with enemies hot on his tale.”

Somebody needs a nap.

I can’t wait to never watch this, should it get made.

You can delete the ‘barely.’ He’s invented literally nothing.

Ah, the internet, where ‘everybody’ consists of “me and two other randos.”