I’ve known people with stutters before who sounded a lot like this. It might be a little exaggerated for effect, but didn’t seem all that strange.

Considering the two fantastic burger toppings at the bottom of this list - pineapple and peanut butter - I’m sorry to say you’re forbidden from writing about food ever again.

Insanity. Part VII is the best by a summer camp mile.

Oh come on. “Flanafans.”

This feels like the hundredth time I’ve read about an amazing new feature/function on a iPhone that Android implemented months or even years before.

^ This. All the upvotes here please.

I’d argue ‘best exorcism movie’ doesn’t mean ‘best depiction of an exorcism on film,’ but rather ‘best overall film featuring an exorcism.’

You misspelled The Exorcist III.

Counter-argument: Let’s not.

No Aglio e olio? This list is a sham.

The In-N-Out of the Southeast. So they serve cheap, mediocre burgers with nearly inedible fries?

The title makes it sound pretty religious, which probably puts off a majority of science-first folks, and it puts off the bible belt when they learn it’s sci-fi and not about Jebus.

Came to see where Cop Land ranked; glad to see it getting the proper amount of respect.

You misspelled “Taco Bell”

Douchebags gonna douche.

*psst*

What if I WANT to see NSFW images?

We had so much rain this year, I never even turned my sprinklers on.

It is my dearest hope that when the employee who escorted her out was given the “Do you know who I am?!” line, said “Yes, Mrs. Taylor-Greene, but you still have to leave.”

I want to know more about the thing that shoots salt at mosquitos.