The board game is not better. Unless by ‘better’ you mean ‘takes longer and is less fun.’

The problem is that not everyone likes coffee. And for people who REALLY don’t like it, this hack is about as subtle as replacing whipped cream with mayonnaise.

Only a quarter? I’m surprised it’s not that only a quarter are actually legit.

They still have popcorn chicken at Sonic.

They introduced Thanos in the post-credits scene of The Avengers.

Sure it’s not cold or refreshing, and tastes like feet, but drink wine!

Organized by incompetence, I suspect.

Why the hell wouldn’t this be sorted by state?

Flu, schmoo. This is profiteering.

Not sure I want to see ‘fluffy meat,’ nice or otherwise.

i just call it ‘fish sauce,’ because it is

Interesting list. Some definite stretches in there, although often there’s some interesting insights into how ‘types of characters’ can be associated.

Had a similar thought. The Authority comics aren’t even a little bit family-friendly.

Unfortunately ‘shame’ is a meaningless concept for them.

Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers is another on the Pepsi list. Sadly.

Similar to the fruit juice suggestion, just add some Kool-Aid powder and maybe a half cup of sugar to a jar of pickles (might have to eat one or two to make room) and let sit for a week. Shake every day or two. Voila - bright colorful fruity pickles.

So it launched today? Like today today? Or last Friday ‘today,’ when this was posted?

Cool. I’ll hunt that down. Thanks!

Where did you see it? I have always been curious.

It’s a great jump scare (almost a shame for it to be spoiled in a listicle), but what really makes it work is... well, the whole movie up to that point. It has such an amazing atmosphere, kind of a weighty dread throughout, that by the time that scene happens, the audience is both keyed up to ‘something bad is going…