I have read all but the 2 final Parker books and all 4 of the books. I have yet to find one that I didn’t like. I do recommend picking up Dead Skip by Joe Gores which crosses over with Plunder Squad.. and it is a solid book as well. Also the Parker graphic novels are very good.

Or you know, you could just go to Wegmans.

if it makes you feel better, he did drug their drinks to make them more pliable to agree to do this

Again, if you’re against GMO’s please stop eating all manner of ‘natural’ agricultural products, like corn, that are in fact GMO’s themselves. Corn does not exist in nature. It is a type of grass that was selectively bred by humans over a long time to get to the point it is today. See also bananas, lemons (really any…

I had a similar experience when my friend worked at a mortuary. 

Also, a bottle of Fruitopia and some unfortunate Kikwears.

Tomorrow on The Root: Michael Harriot “dunks on” and “brings the smoke” on vicious racist Bradley Whitford.

A.A. Shame on you for not mentioning the best thing about Aldi’s: The Year Round availability of scouts like cookies! Seriously, those things at $1.49ish for Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs?! That’s like the best things at Aldi’s, year round!

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

All this kerfuffle is making my fanfic, Game Of Thrones Goes Bananas, all of a sudden seem like it might take off :D

Whether I was a buffoon or not, if Terry Bradshaw was inside me... I’d be glad I was insensitive.

I would like to once again point out that Terrence Howard, the top billed actor on the show has an entire section on his Wikipedia page labeled “Domestic violence incidents” so if they don’t mind keeping him on the show with that, it doesn’t seem that falsely reporting an attack would really keep Smollet off the show…

We also seem to have forgotten his long, storied history of beating women.

I have a cassette player that I love, in the kitchen. I really like listening to cassettes because of the parameters.

Yes, but is he gonna dip his balls in it?

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I’ll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I’m going to turn dining
back into eating
I like food, food tastes…

And maybe a couple of speedies from Lupo’s?

I can assure you that the novel Bird Box was a hot pile of garbage made up of an interesting concept acted out by characters less 3 dimensional than paper dolls. The movie was pretty good by comparison.

Catbox?