Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

The Sun reports “just 50 close friends and relatives” attended the ceremony

SOOOO...what’s your address again?

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

This is a little puzzling. Ryan Seacrest is a fairly powerful person in Hollywood. Why would he take a CO-HOSTING job...with Kelly?!? If I were Kelly, I’d keep my guard up—I’d feel like they’re putting him in there in order to oust her and get a new woman host on there (of Ryan’s choosing, of course).

Back when I still had cable (so last year). I used to watch Kelly and Michael every morning before work. It was the only talk show I could handle and it was a guilty pleasure. When we ditched cable I missed it.

What the hell does Bethenny Frankel know about real estate?

Is that Ice tea?

Because there is ample evidence that Camille consciously chose to ignore what was happening, and at least some indicators that she actually enabled it.

Yeah. For her it’s basically realizing her whole life has been a lie. That’s rough for anyone. And we know Cosby is a control freak and manipulator so I bet he gaslighted the whole family. I think it’s all too much.

Yea but as the author pointed out - This movie is sold as being about as an adaptation of the book which treats Skloot as a side character and the writing the book as a subplot to guide the narrative, but the movie shifted focus to the white writer and her ‘journey’. It’s just another example of taking main black…

I don’t think I’ve heard another artist defend teenage girls in this same way. Normally it’s just a line about how they love their fans and they are so loyal. I appreciate that Styles goes to bat for not just their fandom, but their right to have a valid opinion about music.

“Prohibited from ‘dating publicly’ for five years.” If true, that is some bullshit. I hope Katie Holmes writes the biggest fucking tell-all of that weirdo Tom Cruise and those Scientology con artists. Do it, Katie, take down Leah style!

Please don’t trivialize depression and mental health issues by immediately dismissing suicide and going full conspiracy. Depression can affect anyone, regardless of color, sex, gender or social standing.

Successful people commit suicide. Black people commit suicide. Muslim people commit suicide. The police obviously need to rule out every possibility of foul play. But based on this post we know nothing about her personal life, if she was suffering from depression, having financial problems, found out she had incurable…

It seems like the Prince story is absolutely true.

This is awful news. My condolences go out to the Murphy family and all those who knew Charlie.