Yeah she did, but in no way is she responsible for the lewd comments he made about her to Howard Stern. I am not a fan of her political alignments, but to be sexualized by your own father? Uuuuugh.

Back when Giuliani was running his kids refused to endorse him or show up for him. His daughter is publicly working for Clinton. Kids can stand on their own principles.

Michelle plays the long game. That woman thinks weeks and months in advance. You’re thinking about your lunch, she’s thinking about dinner next year. She’d be a fiend as a con, we’re lucky she’s chosen to use her skills for good.

I also watched Easy in a weekend and enjoyed seeing my local spots on display (“Hey, that’s local celebrity Paul McGee!”). Swanberg’s Chicago is the Chicago of the upwardly-mobile and educated with some capital to pay $12 for tiki cocktails.

Balloons are Having A Year!

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

Richard Sherman should probably be President of the NFLPA one day. He won’t be, because he’s too smart and too opinionated, but he should be. Perhaps he’ll run for public office. I’d vote for him.

He shook Obama’a hand when he and Michelle visited.

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.

oh my God. why has it never even occurred to me to do this?? I go back & forth on whether or not I should use “clinical strength” deodorants, without ever even once giving men’s stuff a try.

There was a story about two years ago in GQ about how male actors get in shape to play all the superhero roles (steroids, mainly). And all of the actors and trainers still cited Pitt in Fight Club as the ideal body. You can’t improve on perfection.

I am torn between my decent human side feeling bad for their kids for the absolute tabloid shitshow of a trainwreck that’s about to happen, and my petty side clapping in glee for it.

as with most custody fights, the preliminary evidence seems to indicate the fight will look something like this for ol’ Brad:

I don’t feel sorry for her if he did indeed cheat with a costar. Serves her right for creating that job opening when she went from mistress to wife.

That W spread was creepy.

Every publication today to this Brangelina news:

No. Because that woman doesn’t get divorced.

Funny how six children, casual drug use, working together and lots of extramarital sex catches up slower when you’re a millionaire.

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”