Wasn’t he with a girlfriend when he met Gaga on the set of whatever video that was they did together? Dude has a specific way of doing things, apparently.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

Even a broke watch tells the correct time twice a day...

So the general feeling from his kid’s mother is a big ole WELP WELP WELPITTY WELP WELP?

Poor ladies. This is why I’m glad I’m dead inside and believe in nothing. I’d just nod and say okay when they said my family was cursed.

Hiddles may need to get on the Batphone to Affleck to find out how this ends....

I have to agree with this. It’s a movie premiere, not a transfer of the crown jewels. They aren’t set up for an armed attacker, and there’s no reason they should have been. While I can understand the anger and grief of the families, it wasn’t reasonable to sue.

As the story notes, it is a tactic to keep the plaintiffs from appealing. I see it all the time. The plaintiffs will agree to not appeal, and the claim for fees and costs will be dismissed. And, yeah, you should if you are out 700K for a frivolous claim. I see people all the time bitch about what a sue-happy society…

It’s the fact that everything in her life seems to be perfectly manufactured and she always seems to place herself as the victim, that’s what bothers me.

Glad we finally found that gift receipt

I thought (hoped) that was all fake.

I get that too. I find her very beautiful but man I think she seems oddly sexless.

“They were just not very compatible in different areas in their relationship. The touring and travelling didn’t help, and the penis was a problem too”.

Blind Items had him fucking around on her for months and months.

If “more friends than lovers” was the actual reason they broke up, I feel for them. I’ve had that happen before in a long-distance relationship (and that’s what most celebrity relationships are, in reality), and it’s so painful. You talk to someone every day, and discuss your lives and stories but don’t get that…

Judge Judy is why I never lend anyone money. EVER.

He was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” the insider said. “He’s a total loser and owes her over $2 million

Branding! Feminism has apparently been rebranded as MISANDRY. If you aren’t barefoot, pregnant and happy to be used as a broodmare you must be an unhappy man hater! Also, this episode was ghost written by Jeremy Renner. ;)