Doesn't your boyfriend getting you the exact same gift that he got his ex sort of cast a shadow over all of you?

Tom Hanks was once overheard saying that Matthew Broderick was originally cast as Wilson in Cast Away, before being replaced by a volleyball, because test audiences found the volleyball's acting more believable.

Had a girl I was seeing kind of just, up and tell me "I'm not feeling this" a little bit ago. I really dug talking to her, so I kind of said "oh yea, I can DEFINITELY still be pals tho!"

Am I the only person who found falling real love the easiest thing in the world? Falling in lust, now that was a hard fucking lesson

falling in love is sometimes great and sometimes hell and everything in between. i guess it depends on the relationship. thinking about someone in her position who is really busy with her show, standup dates, filming movies, it's gotta be hard. it's hard being in love with someone and not being able to see them often.

Wait what?

So he looks like he stepped off of a Bravo show, he was run out of office for decorating too ostentatiously, he quoted Taylor Swift to defend himself...and we're still not sure if he's gay??

There are two things that we in Illinois do better than everyone else: hot dogs and corrupt politicians.

Here's my theory-he flips to MSNBC as their "reasonable conservative" voice AND comes out.

Illinois corruption is one of the best.

Thank you for your willingness to serve. You are a true patriot!

I would be declaring dibs on his office so hard if I was in Congress. It's already decorated, that's being an opportunist and using my bootstraps.

Two things:

At 18, I would have been like "FUCK YOU!" and run off crying eating cheetos.

Nah, you should probably pack it up and go home, Kara, because this one Latino win negates every single cringe-inducing moment outlined here.

The fact that a Mexican director won doesn't negate the larger point of lack of opportunity. Apparently contradictory things can both be true: the US can be racist and have a black President.

Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though

Eddie Murphy on Richard Pryor about Bill Cosby.

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

Yes. This poor girl never got a chance to escape her mom's shadow. I mean, I'm sure she was very loved, but ... eegggghhh.