I don't really have a ruling on Angelina, but if I could do a side-eye like her daughter Zahara, I'd be striking people dead with shade all day long.

Her side-eye. It's... it's so perfect:

Angelina Jolie's death stare, shade or not, gives me fucking life. That is a bitch who will not be trifled with, and that glare is ice. fucking. cold.

Chris Rock is definitely good enough for the job, but I think it would stifle him. It may well stifle Colbert. The 11:30 spot requires that the host not be too controversial or inflammatory. Rock is at his best when he has no holds barred. He can do restrained, but I think after a few years it would wear on him.

I believe that the relationship Dave had with the intern(s?) was consensual. However, it was definitely inappropriate on his part and more than a little creepy.

Probably because he skewered him for molesting his interns.

My grandmother knew I loved her. She also knew I was an atheist. She was a take no shit lady. We were more alike than different.

Let the tears flow.

I see what you've done here. It still make me a bit squeamish. I know your writing and I see what you're doing. Unfortunately, I foresee a swift army full of white tears coming your way. I hope they leave little sweet Rue out of it this time.

I don't think Swift has friends so much as she has photo ops.

Kara, I know you're just being funny and not totally serious and using Tay Tay as a way to highlight something that's been talked about around here for awhile, White people with zero Black friends. I love you and this is just a little constructive criticism: Don't. Do. This. Again.

I'VE BEEN TO HER HOUSE!

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

'tis time again to use my fav gif.

Things were bearable for about a week, she says, and then "I messed up again. This time it was my fault." A group of boys came over to her house, and she performed oral sex on one. Another videotaped her without her knowledge, she says. "He showed the kids. Passed it around school. I was so, so embarrassed."

A friendly reminder that Title IX applies to all schools that receive federal funding (acknowledging that this graphic is college focused):

Why don't they just invest in fucking better lighting. I have not bought so many things from stores because the terrible overhead florescent lighting was washing me out and making me look terrible and I couldn't get an accurate impression of the item.

Also, can we talk about all the references to fire- starting with Carol lighting the candle at the beginning of the episode? There was so much there- images of rebirth or cleansing through fire. . . And what do we think the significance is/was of a lot of the fires (including flash-backs) being set by Daryl?