Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

Celtics Fucked

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

Jason, I’ve been a developer on more than one of these types of monolithic ambitious-but-aimless projects that eventually lurches over the finish line (late). You’ve gone through months (or years) of very real suffering to get it to that point, and when it arrives, you’re embarrassed at what’s been put out. It’s…

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

not to harsh on someone who got fucked by The Man but it sounds like your girlfriend should have quit her job and done something else if she was that unhappy with the situation.

It feels so right to have Fahey talking about the Transformers card game. Good to have you back :)

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

MY CABBAGES!

Looks like a perfect spot to open a Farmer’s Market, maybe sell some locally grown cabbage.

Rowe had no clue which side the ball was coming from.

It’s not an Odell Beckham catch until a random woman films you in bed doing cocaine.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

All of my friends were(and likely still are) worthless drug addicts and losers who do nothing at every given opportunity, buy drink their lives into a stupor.

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

If someone says they don’t need 10,000 word essays on Jake Westbrook and Quinton McCracken, they’re lying.

You should do longform profiles on a bunch of Guys and title the series Let’s Remember a Guy