We had one particular rules lawyer that played a bard and insisted on owning the table during any conversations. I was playing a druid and a friend was playing rogue who was also a talented and well known musician. One session, after he owned the table for over an hour arguing with an innkeeper about the price of a…

I work as a server at an upscale pizza joint and had a customer ask if we could make her a pizza without the crust today. As in, put the sauce, cheese, and toppings all out on wax paper and put it in the oven. I had to manually lift my jaw off the floor before letting her know that we could not, in fact, do that.

The end of the story is only about 1/3 of the game, which is “low rank”. Then you have high rank and g rank, both of which add new monsters and different variations of old monsters. Really, a lot of people don’t consider the real get to start until you get to high rank at least, so there’s a ton of end game content

Hunting Horn tips from a 3+ game main:

The single fights in the beta really don’t show the true appeal of monster hunter. Whilethe beta does a good job of showing off a few simple fights, it misses, what I think, at least, is the real draw for a lot of long time MH fans. The true depth of the games comes from gathering resources, from the world and from…

Since deadspin uses mostly Spanish videos to celebrate incredible goals/other occasional awesome sports things, I hereby petition that all posts dragging someone for being an idiot be in French

As an avid climber myself, sport climbing (basically anything with a rope that isn’t hundreds of feet tall) really helps you learn to trust other people and helps build fast friendships. The climbing community is an incredibly friendly, helpful one for the most part, and if you struggle with making new friends or…

A teenage half orc druid who had been exiled to the forest, so he LOVES animals. Like, PETA level. Whenever we got into an encounter with a beast he would interrupt party members mid-battle and try to talk the animals into joining us instead of fighting. Being an awkward teenager (with a charisma of 6) this never,…

League. Of. Freaking. Legends. I’ve played it for over 5 years and spent at least $100 on it, possibly $200. I’m a social and competitive gamer and all my friends play it, and it’s one of the few things my shitty lap top will run well enough to be playable.

The fact that Below doesn’t have a solid release date still is such a tease. I’ve been looking forward to it since its initial teaser

I’d bet the vinyl crowd is probably responsible for the most actual (or at least most frequent) music purchases throughout the year. I do stream music occasionally to find new favorite albums, but there’s something satisfying about turning a vinyl over that makes the whole music experience more interactive and…

A lot of Board Games you find on kickstarter are games that have already been play tested and sold on a small scale basis, kickstarter is just the platform they use to take those games large scale. Its different than a video game in that the game is already built, they arent asking for money for something tentative.…

My name is Jake, and every 3rd person I meet responds to my name with, “like Jake, from State Farm” (which is not as funny as you think it is, every person ever). So last year I bought a red State Farm polo and went as Jake from State Farm.