Oh, look, Bill Maher said something controversial. *yawns and goes back to bed*

"Cash me out, Sy, how boh dah?"
-Emmitt Stussy

Gloria had that shitbird pegged from the moment he opened his mouth.

It was.

I know that Fargo is all about characters getting their comeuppance, but even bearing that in mind Ray's death was just way too on the nose for me.

I wish I hadn't laughed so hard at this.

When Jesus talks about "tossing pearls to swine" this is exactly what it means. If you don't want to show the movie because of your beliefs, don't show the movie and stay quiet about it. Don't give everyone in the world ammunition to attack you. If these folks had simply quietly followed what they believe their faith…

Honestly, is that really a "major plot hole"? It's never bothered me. It was already established that McClane thought pretty quickly on his feet—maybe he picked up on Gruber's fairly poor American accent (a vocal shift performed really well by the incredible and greatly missed Alan Rickman).

Heeeeey theeere heresalittlegifttogetyathroughforawhilethere.

Man, Villeneuve is one of my favorite directors out there right now but I don't want to start feeling overkill. I also wish he would focus more on original stuff rather than updating previous filmmakers' properties, although that being said I love that he's doing the new Blade Runner.

Awful Person is awful.

You care a lot more about me than I care about you.

Oh, wow, now nutty left-wingers are using that lame term as well as white supremacists? Cool then.

Super, actually. Thanks for asking. Well, not as good now because you've made me feel sorry for that poor prick.

I don't see the major issue here, because regardless of what they paid him this is a marketing home run—whatever you think of Pitbull, the guy is pretty much the total personification of Florida.

Seriously, fuck Margaret Cho for publicizing what was Swinton's genuine attempt to privately understand this issue.

CGI Leia bothered me much less than CGI Tarkin, who has a stunningly large role for a computerized recreation of an actor who died decades ago. It felt a little creepy.

During the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, I dated a girl from high school that I had initially considered unapproachable. When I told her that I had considered her attractive for a long time, she was stunned and asked me why I had never asked her out in school. I told her that she hung out…

In the theater where I saw The Edge of Seventeen (fantastic, by the way) this trailer was bookended with previews for "Monster Trucks" and "XXX: The Return of Xander Cage". Both seemed like better movies.

Since Trump is also the "cheap version of rich", the restaurant seems to have hit a home run in being properly branded.