In other words, he's a tool because he's been typecast by Hollywood suits and because you disagree with him politically. Got it.

I would do anything for love, and I would do that for Rachel McAdams.

Not that I often give a fuck about actors' personal lives, but what makes Vaughn such a tool?

I had kind of a major crush on this girl in my early teens.

"If you're gonna fuck my shit up you might as well pay me for it."

The "humorous" tone of the novel's being oversold slightly—some are making it sound like it was a comic novel. It's really just (mostly) told in the highly sardonic first-person tone of the narrator, and the laughs are very gallows-humor in nature.

Way to miss a cheeky joke.

One of Bigelow's most underrated films. Amazingly, despite the fact that the "future" it depicts is turn-of-the-millennium and 15 years behind us now, it hasn't really aged.

All those words words words and you could have just said "The song sucks."

This sounds like a fucking terrible idea.

The most pointless "controversy" in several years of pointless controversies.

There are signs ALL OVER this park. KEEP WINDOWS CLOSED. KEEP WINDOWS CLOSED. KEEP WINDOWS CLOSED. Sorry, condolences to her family, but this is a Darwin Award winner to me.

I see someone's already mentioned Death Grips, but they don't really count here because their music is worse than their album covers.

I'd love to see Lando come back. One of my favorite supporting characters.

Seth Macfarlane AND Ryan Murphy have won this? You sure this isn't the TV version of the Razzies in disguise?

Interestingly, for a film that's been somewhat rightfully praised for being pro-feminist, there are tiny seeds planted that the matriarchy may only be a slight improvement from the patriarchy.

Charlize Theron is the bravest fucking actress in the business. Shaving your head when you're still considered hot is no longer all that bold, but shaving your head and showing the gray in the fuzz growing back when you're still considered hot is the epitome of IDGAF guts. I love her more than ever.

I once had the pleasure of watching To Live and Die in LA with William Friedkin himself in the early 2000s. It was amazing to get to sit and talk with him about his process and career, but boy has that movie not aged well in a hilarious way. This made the experience a lot more awkward for me, because I could never…

I see a young Alec Baldwin myself.

By the way, either Teti started writing this a LONG time before the news came down or he's the fucking Micro Machine Man of AVClub writers.