Holy shit, I had no idea it was Flo! Stephanie Courtney is a great character actress.

This episode felt far too short, which is usually a good sign for a show's quality. That being said, the first Ferris scene between Jimmy and his roommate went on far too long. I'm still on board with this show after two episodes and initial skepticism—it's got just the right balance of sweet and sour.

So I decided to give this one last try since they did a repeat showing after 'You're The Worst' (which is now on my weekly watch list), and the quality gap between the two shows remains a gaping one. It's the tonal approach that makes the biggest difference: 'Married' is a dour show about people who don't like each…

Linder's an atheist.

The next radio jockey I hear mispronounce "D'yer Ma'ker" is getting kicked right in the coins. (It's "Jer-maker", FTR.)

Yeah, Fausto didn't become the most powerful man in Juarez by doing knee-jerk crap like offing American mules that own prime border territory simply because they got knocked over by thieves.

Molly, Weird Al Yankovic probably doesn't post here, so it has fallen to me to point out that it's "dire straits".

I get the feeling he's more likely to end up in "Belize".

This is really just a dog whistle for "more likely to give you the clap".

The death of the transvestite was incredibly disturbing. It reminded me of Mellish's death scene in Saving Private Ryan—-the knifing, the soft-voiced instructions to embrace death—fuck, it was awful. And then the pooling of blood around the shape of his Catholic cross, one of the few times this show has broached the…

"I pretty much need some ibuprofen right now."

The thing I hate the most so far is that I was promised a novel take on vampirism and instead got a few novel elements shoved into a bag of cliches and shaken vigorously. (I had never read or even heard of the books beforehand, or I probably wouldn't have started watching.) If only the story had jettisoned all the…

I watched the aired version and heard "This Old Man" as well. And I would know if it was Barney, because my kids made me watch that show until my eyeballs bled.

Yeah, the "We're not shutting down JFK because of economic effects" was realistic and just the sort of hubris you'd expect from an appointed official. But in reality that 'carbon monoxide poisoning' lie would have been sold while the survivors continued to stay under lock and key.

Jonathan Hyde's character clearly never watched Prometheus.

We're looking at a nukular holocaust!

So, yeah, this was extraordinarily awful. A running joke about a miscarriage? I won't be back for seconds.

Except she isn't choking herself now, she's emulating the feeling of drowning/water suffocation. Exactly how Gus died.

I'm assuming you're talking about the Cuauhtémoc Mennonites specifically because the Mennonites that I know are about as harmless as they come.

I didn't remember her doing it before, but in any event it seems to have intensified. Also, that's not how her sister died was it?