+ 3/5^ths?

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

Congratulations to Clemson on their first national championship.

This story calls for wall-to-the-same-wall coverage!

Fancy Poodle understands the concept of risk/reward. What he wasn’t prepared for was the risk of being getting roasted in the media was versus the reward of hanging out with Bieber.

I mean its not insane to suggest that he maybe should not have been vacationing during the playoffs.

It’s ok HamNo. I wasn’t invited either.

In Cooley’s defense though, he did say it’s not fact, and he has no real source...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

Hearing of this for the first time, Rob Schneider immediately walked off the set of Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo 7: Deuce Goes To High School. Finally he’s free to pursue his real dream, working with Scorsese.

Gonna be hard not to step into a conference opponents stadium when you are an offensive coordinator.

His new employer, recipient of four 2016 shutouts, also believes in not setting foot in opposing stadiums.

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

Except he’s not really an upgrade, just a guy who needs the ball in his hands, takes a lot more shots, and will command a max deal, while Crowder is on the books through 2020 for less than $8 million/year, and is perfectly willing to be the junkballer on a team with Thomas, Horford, and Bradley.

Maybe if he played better than 13-and-5 every night the fans wouldn’t be so eager to replace him. Hayward’s at 22-and-6. From Wikipedia:

Exactly, we’re not saying the team is racist, just the citizens of Boston. Glad to see we’re on the same page.

You’d think a guy named Crowder could deal with extra personnel around.

“Your bodies are balloons filled with farts”

I assume these were made by whomever is making memes for Curt Schilling to retweet.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

In fairness, Buffalo-area chain restaurants haven’t been the same since Beast Mode left.