Almost spit water on my screen! Thanks for the laugh. America's Hat it is...

The difference is, the London, Tokyo, and Shanghai versions don't annoy Canadians. Duh.

Lighten up, Francis.

Better yet, use a switch cover, so you have to stop and think before turning the lights on...

No way I'd put my iPhone on that unless it cost $25 and had "made for iPhone" on the box.

All these answers just reinforce the need for another QOTD:

Sheesh, what a moron. Those aren't teal, more like "Tan" or "Sand."

As someone with vitiligo, I'll take my chances with sunscreen.

Ice hockey. Just throw in an old Beetle with studded tires doing laps the whole time.

Well, crap. Sigh... I guess it's better to get it right than wreck the ISS.

Fling it with this?

Can't see the video here at work, but I have to agree - having your car killed by the Mythbusters has to be every Jalop's dream, right?

Reading this thread reminds me of why I hate to valet my car. Hey, Mr. Valet, how about this for a "rule" - treat my car better than you'd treat your own. Treat it like it's owned by a girl you want to get with, and she's going to decide based on how you treat her car.

My kids were sending text messages (iMessage) on their iPod Touches before they got iPhones. Using Wi-Fi.

180-degrees in the horizontal plane does not a hemisphere make.

He had no business being behind the wheel.

I was thinking the same thing.

32? Amateurs! Try 23...

Russell Casse disagrees...

So you think this theft was the only bad thing these bad guys ever did? Dollars to donuts these are habitual offenders, and they're (hopefully) one strike closer to three. Put the repeat offender jackwagons away, and you are "actually protecting people."