How and/or why are those waters "infested" by crocodiles? Don't the crocs just "live" there? It's not like it's a swimming pool or something where crocs aren't supposed to be...

Family Handyman recycled their story, too. I remember seeing it a few years ago.

As far as jets go, my vote is for the F-86D Sabre. Swept wing, clean lines, and much better looking than its adversary MiG-15 with the wonky high-T tail. It just looks damn sexy.

Three grand is way too much. Crack pipe.

Ditto for companies that shoehorn "AMERI" as a prefix: Americredit, Americar, Ameritox, Ameriblahblah.

So what do you do if your birthday or some other significant date falls on a day that no longer exists? Like January 31 or July 31???

So, I guess this means Silver Shamrock Novelties is back in business? Watch out on 10/31/2012!!!

Ah, but the problem with Pepsi's defense, IMO, is that this was a can of soda. I seriously doubt whether 12 fluid ounces of dilute carbonic and phosphoric acids could dissolve a whole mouse. Sure, it might dissolve some of the mouse, but the whole thing?

Goose egg carton, of course...

I can tell he's not your evil twin - no goatee...

That's what she said.

And the first thing he's gonna do is order "Tuscani" badges for it, 'cuz that'll make it a better car.

... And, there's probably an escape clause somewhere that releases the cops from liability when the drug dog "alerts" on a vehicle (never mind if there's any way to verify such an "alert"), so Geico will probably NOT be recouping their losses here.

How hard can it be? I can easily get my dog to tell me he's certain there's a squirrel in the back yard, when I can clearly see there's not...

Same line of logic the British used when quartering troops in people's homes in the 1770s.

Brinks truck FTW.

That's exactly how it started with ours. Eventually you'll spend 10 minutes futzing with it before you get a cuppa joe, and then it will stop working altogether. You have my sympathies - there's nothing more frustrating in the morning than your "45-second" cup of coffee taking 10 minutes, or not materializing at all.

You won't have to wait long for it to die. A few years ago I developed an arrhythmia and had to go on decaf for a while, so we bought a Keurig so my wife could drink the real stuff, and I could drink decaf, without too much fuss. We used the "my k-cup" accessory you describe - you fill it with your own ground coffee.

Coffee Fight!