I love it. Yet When I throw my coffee mug like that after dominating a conference call, it’s an hr issue. I should have been a baseball pro.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Tinder wishes “basic bro” was their worst type of user. Dating sites and apps are plagued with creeps.

Terrible list. You forgot Urlacher, Cranston and Eno. Oh, hang on...

I mean, they do get to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 2x a year.

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

runners were given 31 hours to complete Wednesday’s ultralong stage

You say this now but just wait and watch the Rangers draft Marvin Bagley III.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

I couldn’t be happier about Duke losing. Not just because Duke is vile, but because the Zion thing was suffocating. Yes, best player in basketball. Yes, does many incredible things. But it got to the point where he could pull down a very regular offensive rebound without the announcers creaming their khakis.