I HATE THESE PEOPLE. I work for a non-profit (support the troops, etc) and we get other competitive org's prospecting mail. These people are SO infuriating.

OMG, who did I google that. NOW I MUST HAVE IT.

Not to mention, neither one of them are actually twerking. Shaking your ass does not a twerk make.

SHUT UP about twerking. Someone's always done something before you have, who cares?! I recall the Ying Yang twins talking about it a million years ago.

So weird; I wore this same outfit as Rihanna today at work. Everyone's going 'OMG are doing this in honor of Rihanna's new video?" and I was all 'What? No, the church bazaar is tonight and I just didn't want to have to go change after work. ' Watching the video now I feel a little upset, because my shoes were filled…

Ohhh I have been wanting to snag some stripper and drag queen clients. Tasteful dresses are nice and all, but I want to make some stuff that's flashy and trashy! Barbie is not real so I figure Queens and strippers are as close as I will get, haha.

"I bet you never seen bitches twerk on water. My bitches twerk on water," says Rihanna."

1. I feel like this video happened 5 ears ago because it just looks like a moving version of her instagram feed since the beginning of time (or whenever she started it).

I think we can all agree that Rihanna would probably be a pole dancer and/or stripper if she hadn't made it as a pop star. I mean, she obviously loves the art and hey... most pop stars are essentially exhibitionists at heart, soo...

HOLY SHIT! Omg... I'm so amazed. How does she not get friction burns on her thighs? I'm just so impressed! And her arms! She's so strong! Ugh.... why is she so amazing?

That stripper pole stuff is no joke. When I made my money as a seamstress, I had a lot of stripper clients. Good pole dancing is mesmerizing to watch and after the *one* time I got roped into a bachelorette party that featured a "pole dancing class" my wobbly jello-legs after 5 minutes made me think "Shiiiit, my…

Can we discuss Jezebel's unabashed love of strippers? The only Black women who get consistent ink spilled about them on this site are Kerry Washington and strippers.

Minute mark @2:07! Minute mark @2:07! OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!

I really tried not to laugh...but I did.

They actually have these in The Sims 3: Island paradise.... so after you download all skintones and clothes to make your sim look like a Korean pop Star, you can make them live in the tiny Korean Study Quarters.

How much exp did he gain?

One of my exes "scratched down there" after cutting some jalapenos (He was making me tortilla soup for when I came home). I came home to him hiding in the bathroom, dipping his junk in a bowl of sugar water because he read online that that was supposed to help.

I scratched my ass once after doing that. It burned all day.

Um, this happened with my boyfriend once after he was cooking with sriracha... I nearly leapt off the bed, which was dangerous because it was lofted. Ha!

I've done this and it was masturbation with a partner. We almost broke up.