Bass? Dropped.

I’m sorry. It’s a little hard to take your post of ridiculing the intelligence of others seriously when I could barely fucking understand it.

Oh boy and someone who throws and catches a ball makes a hundred times more money than a firefighter. I’m 14 and this is an outrage.

“writer” lol good one.

Please tell me you found this somewhere and you didn’t type it all out. That’s fantastic, I may need to use that some time.

How long did this take?

I honestly hope you didn’t type all those tags yourself.

I appreciated this enough to have scrolled back up to star

I can’t decide whether to love or hate this.

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

Just like when people complained about early EVO and WRX/STI interiors. It’s not like the carmakers were advertising plush seats and leather wrapped dash. The point of the car was to use lightweight cheap components. Luxury, inexpensive, performance. Pick two.

Death of a Salsman

I’d rather my city just buy what’s cheapest instead of trying to make an activist purchase on my dime.

You can’t pick up girls in a tank.

Don’t worry Lopez, we’ll bring her back in one piece.

Chupathingy. Has a nice ring to it.

Didn’t I just tell you to stop makin’ up animals?

You wanna call it any other mythical creatures? Bigfoot? Unicorn? Chupathingy?

I think it looks like a puma.

Looks like some sort of big cat.