Yes, there is a downside to buying a VW. It's a VW.

I feel bad for him. Why would I not feel bad for someone getting screwed just because they’ve had some success in their life?

If there was ever an article that just needed to be a list.

joking right?

Except she’s pretty clearly not

Really? I can honestly say I've never once in my 16 years of driving have ever had this thought cross my mind. Of course thanks to you, it will now be the first thing that crosses my mind.

If you have to be that careful not to drive through a wall, maybe start riding a bicycle more?

Dude...

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

In 15 years I’m looking forward to praising this car while comparing it to contemporaries that have absolutely nothing to do with the car I am currently looking at.

I believe they are standard on the Premium and Limited trims, and not offered on the Base and Sport trims.

Youseguys - stop bitching. The CAFE war has forced automakers to use wind tunnels to make cars as streamlined as possible - this means they’re all going to look the same.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

The 2017 Fiat Abarth 124 Spider is coming, and it will be the greatest car forever and ever and I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY SHUTUP.

No, I’m exactly the target market. I didn’t ask “will I be able to afford this,” I asked “will I be able to afford food after I buy this.”

“Ferrari-like”

Because they don’t like being at the service department every week?

Because people don’t trust Alfa to make a reliable car; and for most people buying midsized sedans reliability is a big factor in their purchase, whether that reliability is based on actuality or not.

Production model spotted.

Because they tried it already and it didn’t work...granted Mercedes really should have put sliding doors on this.