There was no mother. She was conceived by midichlorians and Luke gave birth to her. :D

I don’t think you get QOTD for a cheapshot 3 years too late Bieber joke and a shameless request to be chosen for QOTD, sorry!

heh, I dig the name. mine never is either.

“...it takes at least a week to prepare the cars for sale and advertise them...”

Clones are not Stormtroopers. All clones were decomishoned after the clone wars by the Emporer. As per Star Wars Rebels.

You know, by Texas common law y’all are practically married.

It’s an older joke, sir, but it checks out.

Hey Argentina! SUCK IT!

They must be run by a woman...

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

Ever met an Australian? I totally believe it.

Nah, Internet has moved onto Clock Boy

an hero

Critical thinking doesn't allow one to make snarky comments on Internet threads, though.

“Help fund” and “put towards” implies that he has other sources of income to put into his retirement plan, but I could easily get a solid nest egg from the car alone with a little creative thinking.

Where in the story did it say that the car was an investment vehicle? Maybe it’s a non-liquid asset that could be made liquid by, you know, selling it? They’ll explain it all to you after you graduate from college/mom’s house and have your first job.

Indeed. I restrict my badmouthing to Volkswagen and Comcast.

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.