“IS TYLER DEAD? JUST TELL US.”

A diesel Cadillac limo built on a truck frame is definitely more ‘Murican than a stretched Excursion.

I’m fat and have an old toilet with a small circumference seat at home. I pretty much make an air tight seal when I sit down to shit. If I stay seated to wipe, I would literally have to lean so far forward that my nose would be touching the bathroom floor.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

Actually, roll the USMC ground forces into the Army, and the give the USMC’s aircraft to the Navy. I never have understood why the Navy’s Army needs its very own Air Force.

Given the insane plan conservatives have had to do everything possible to fight Obama on everything since Day 1 of his first term, it’s difficult to believe the deal was a bad one. Especially since every other country but one is happy with it. And Israel doesn’t count given how dickish they’ve been acting.

And nothing of value would be lost

Glad we had a hidden dagger in case the carrot and stick method of dealing with Iran didn’t work. Even happier that the carrot was appealing enough to get Iran to work with the US and UN.