Pretty good it looked.

They really missed out not plastering the phrase “THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE” all over their posters.

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

The people, by a margin of 3 million, voted for Clinton.

Fix it (or make it worse) by watching this:

I have seen There Will Be Blood twice and still dont get what all the hubbub is about.

That’s a sore spot for me.

The Oscar and the Tony are the hardest parts of the EGOT, but Donald Glover is so enormously talented that I can see him doing it. Our next EGOTs will probably be Kate Winslet (Tony) or Lin Manuel Miranda (Oscar).

best possible result for “he will knock four times” also, wilf is the man.

I’ve worked in the transportation industry for nearly 15 years. This won’t do shit. The people who handle your package also handled 10,000 other boxes that day. It is just another box that they have to throw onto a conveyor.

I know this isn’t related, but along these lines. if you’re traveling for the holidays. don’t put your gifts in checked luggage. will be the first things stolen if anything happens to your bags in transit. Gift wrap, or whatever. like catnip to assholes in baggage handling at airports

Eh, yes and no.

THIS. She sounds so sad and unhappy.

Honestly I think I’d be less annoyed if she were just allowed to exist and be who she is without everyone shining a spotlight on it and being all “She curses and trips over things!! SO R E L A T A B L E!!!!”

My J Law feelings are complex but Darren, what a wang. Her reality TV obsession is vastly disappointing? Let people like what they like! I don’t really watch reality TV anymore but let people decompress how they wish. Jeeeeeeeez.

I am a fan of Jennifer Lawrence, just to preface, but I’m also pretty cynical about how Hollywood markets celebrities (especially women). I think women in Hollywood are forced to define themselves differently than men (I know, I know: read more of my thoughts in this month’s New England Journal of Duh) but that…

Here is your John Currin makes bad paintings and he should feel bad! thread

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…