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Deadspin mental gymnastics at its finest

Deadspin: Cops are RAYCESS! The video proves it!

You should buy one then burn it tomorrow when he the takes a knee.

God, the mental gymnastics some of you will go through before just admitting that he, at worst, totally lied or, at best, greatly exaggerated his arrest is unreal, yet somehow unsurprising. The three cops in the video — all fellow minorities by the way — briefly detained him for a few minutes, let him go based on a…

They are not on duty all the time. Would you like them to run a body cam while taking a leak or having lunch?

The surveillance cams showed a guy crouching behind desks, running away from something, while plenty of other people in the video did nothing alike, thereby singling him out to the cops, who gave chase to catch him. What would a body cam showed to you, that you can’t get from the footage available? Bennett doesn’t…

Who appointed you arbiter as to what Asian women do with their lives?

iman, milani makeup, makeup forever, salma hayek nuance, Bobbi Brown, etc..

Asian women almost exclusively dating White men has sort of exacerbated the problem

He’s a Gawker “journalist,” he’s probably drunk any day that ends in “y.”

The poor and minorities receive plenty of government support. They’re no worse off than, say, Lloyd Blankfein, Oprah Winfrey, or Ursula Burns. They all started off poor as Hell and did fine.

You got a return. You got, say, a computer to use that lets you disseminate half-baked ideas about social revolution. If you don’t want to use that technological innovation, you’d probably be doing everyone a favor, but don’t pretend like you don’t enjoy it because you obviously do.

Should I call it Marxism?

Americans bitch because other people have more money than they do. That’s not unique to America.

“The hard part is just dealing with human greed.”

Yes, the United States. You may think this is not a “functioning society” but it is. If you want to see what a nonfunctioning society looks like, I’d suggest Venezuela, Afghanistan, etc.

The evidence is that not every person is perfect. Many are greedy and thoughtless and downright cruel. Socialism only works on paper. There are functioning countries that have socialist leanings but no pure socialist countries.  

“Real Communism has never been tried!!11!” Want evidence? Every single communist country ever.

This is satire, right? I refuse to believe that an adult can be this retarded.