OK, here it is in five fewer steps, if you have a phobia of bullet points:

Non-trolling question: will women who would normally wear a niqab be told they must wear a hijab or chador for their driver’s license pictures?

It’s about time!

White supremacy is basically whatever you want it to be.

That may be for the best. There are actually some big problems with the Mercy class ships and they are in fact not very good hospital ships. In heavy seas, you can only get patients on and off the ship by helicopter. But there is only one landing pad for a ship with 1,000 hospital beds. And my favorite little detail…

We patriot so hard, bruh.

Man, y’all are hard to please.

Well, when you consider that ALL these protests were meaningless, how do you differentiate? Or was it perhaps the anti- Jones / Texas bias that made it meaningless? Damn. Deadspin used to be great when it was about sports and not a left wing mouthpiece.

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

America is very far from perfect, and criticisms and calls to change are definitely warranted.

Good for her, that is quite an achievement. Also, that TSwift song is awful... but so is Bodak Yellow.

I live in Nashville and the daughter of the victim who was killed said she forgives him. The usher who stopped him said to pray for the shooter and his family.

“he’s doing everything he’s supposed to, but in a racist way”
-every liberal, literally.

...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

This has to be the most inane comment...

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

You’re about eight years behind on that one.

Romo has been a revelation. Totally didn’t see that coming.

The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…