No coach did not tell us to do it the officak called my team mates the n word

That’s not possible that picture isn’t real you don’t exist nothing is real that’s not a real number what how huh what

I originally misread “D-II Colorado School of Mines” as “D-II Colorado School of MIMES” and thought, yeah, that offense would have to be pretty innovative.

Doubling a half-sized man actually makes him a quarter size. McLovin looks like he’s been divided in half. #algebrabitch

Well, it doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but I would pay tens of dollars if that commercial was made into a movie.

All these people who aren’t earning gjallarhorn

It’s like when they added 200cc to Mario Kart. Once you’ve gotten used to a game space it’s surprising how little change it takes to make it feel so different.

Hello, childhood, it’s been a long time.

I thought the Kamehameha was the best way to put out fires.

So i have to upgrade to green-level gear for this?

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

Pretend that the main character is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and it’s right up there with Total Recall as some weird, funny, sci fi action B movie.

It’s funny because many of these guys are complaining that these moves have no place in Smash Bros but will tell people to shut up if somebody insists that wave dashing should have no place in Melee.

I’m still in a bit of shock over his passing. Hope you don’t mind if I leave some thoughts here:

It is crazy how a person you don’t know and who lives thousands of miles away can be so impactful on your life. While I grew up with an NES, SNES, and 64, the Gameboy Advance and Nintendo DS were the first two consoles I personally owned (followed by 3DS, PS3, Wii U) and still are my two favorite consoles and contain…

He also was a CEO who decided to cut down his own salary when his company fell on hard times rather than doing the usual downsize/prepare-golden-parachute stunt that has become so prevalent nowadays.

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.