No coach did not tell us to do it the officak called my team mates the n word

That’s not possible that picture isn’t real you don’t exist nothing is real that’s not a real number what how huh what

I originally misread “D-II Colorado School of Mines” as “D-II Colorado School of MIMES” and thought, yeah, that offense would have to be pretty innovative.

couldn’t help myself

Hopefully the movie can capture my favorite aspect of the games: Ignoring the main plotline as long as possible while running around doing side quests and climbing every available building.

Doubling a half-sized man actually makes him a quarter size. McLovin looks like he’s been divided in half. #algebrabitch

Well, it doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but I would pay tens of dollars if that commercial was made into a movie.

I think that’s Bigfoot.

I think you mean it'll never happen until we tear those companies down completely. Politicians won't do shit.

All these people who aren’t earning gjallarhorn

It’s like when they added 200cc to Mario Kart. Once you’ve gotten used to a game space it’s surprising how little change it takes to make it feel so different.

Hello, childhood, it’s been a long time.

Reasons G Gundam is Best Gundam:

I have no idea what this means

Will it have a button that has never been pushed?

Will it move slantways?

What’s more, ThyssenKrupp claimed, the maglev system will allow elevators to move across buildings horizontally,

I thought the Kamehameha was the best way to put out fires.