Not much else needs to be said...

It's so bad.

REMEMBER MY NAME

Hmm... he looks familiar... GASP!

Neither did he. If he had, he'd probably not have turned to evil. Poor bastard.

That hand looks really helpful. I had no idea it could hold all those items.

All the racism/terribleness aside, THIS is genius.

Only if you're lucky

I'd rather suffer through this than through the Taco Bell PS4 promotion.

Yeah, okay. That's totally not creepy, Your Highness.

I believe it is just random. There is no way to intentionally cause any injury in the game. Injuries also are not tied to the game's physics system (as all of the hyperextensions, ankle and elbow contortions and other things we've seen in the past two years demonstrate.)

A tweet in my twitter feed said that he has now joined Ghost Recon.

Folks, like many of you, several of us on the team are trying to play and for the most part can't get in. The first obstacle you'll hit is the game telling you the cloud servers aren't available. You can get past that by spamming the "retry" button and eventually you'll be moved into character customization or, if…

I have purchased a copy every year, from Bill Walsh on the Genesis to 2014 - End of an Era.

Owen: With the likelihood that this is the Swan Song for NCAA Football, would a re-review of NCAA 14 be in order, from the perspective of being the end of a series?

AGAH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DUDE'S BACK WAS HE JUST WHIPPED OR SOMETHING AGHGH

Someone had to do it first, to prevent the annoyance of the repeated jokes about it. I am not the hero Kotaku deserves, but I am the one it needed.

I. NEED. THIS.