I came here for the noose reporting, and stayed for the puns.

I’m sure there are quite a few of you working your way through Mass Effect: Legendary Edition.

I’d rather try to battle a herd of elephants in a used Toyota Tercel with two flat tires.

I don’t know how the Mako apologists even managed to drive up the hill they’re dying on with a tank that handles like an arthritic donkey trying to swim out of tar, but here we are.

Disbarred??? He should be in prison!

Would love to see McCarthy try to walk back that after there are millions of views and replays on CNN.

So I’ve had more fake meat products than I can remember, so I’ll just list a few of my favorites:

Wegmans brand fake chicken nuggets
Beyond Meat’s Breakfast Sausage Patties (spicy)
Lightlife’s Plant-Based Burgers (i find them to be better than Beyond & Impossible)
Lightlife’s SmartDogs (if you like the taste of the…

Wegmans has their own brand of plant-based nuggets that are really good too. I like to oven bake them, and when there’s 2-3 minutes left, toss them in Franks Red Hot Buffalo Sauce and return them to the oven.

You sure that photo at the top is Mississippi governor and not a jar of mayonnaise with a toupee?

I’m on an original base Xbox One, and I’ve never had performance issues with the game. I’ve had network/internet connection issues, but when internet connection isn’t an issue, the game’s always run very smoothly for me. Myself and a friend play online together for a few hours every couple of nights, and even the…

So I’m confused...

So until a year ago when I moved to Baltimore, I spent my whole life living in PA. There's a lot of embarrassing shit that came out of PA, and this asshole is pretty high up that list.

I don't like the white stuff on his head,.and think his costume would be better suited with a helmet, considering he doesn't have super powers and flys around the way he does.

“LeBron James should focus on basketball rather than presiding over the destruction of the NBA,”

Damn...I watched Falcon and Winter Soldier this morning, and yes! That was such a powerful part of the episode. Words everyone needs to hear, especially those in power.

I’m sure he’ll have no trouble finding a job at virtually any other police department.

Reading this makes me like how Outriders handled their demo even more. It was the fully-functional game up to a certain story point. You could play it whenever you wanted, for as long as you wanted, and your progress would transfer from demo to full game if you purchased it (or downloaded from Xbox Game Pass).

Do they hand out awards around here for the best headline of the week/month/year? Because if so, this is a solid entry. Good luck!

“Well, this is Republican OnlyFans and The Root doesn’t shame sex workers for how they make their money. So, of course, they had this race-baiting blowhard on their network because that’s how their fans get off.”

At any office I’ve worked at, if I saw someone washing dishes in a sink, even if I was 100% certain this person was custodial/janitorial staff, I would never hand that person my dirty dishes to wash.... Who the hell does that??? Probably the same people that let their nasty dishes pile up in the sink for days/weeks at…