if he was wearing a white sheet and hood, or maybe a swastika armband

I’m really sorry for your loss, and for the insanely tough decision you and your family members are having to make in this situation. Were I in your shoes, I don’t know what I’d do.

they want to hug me and they want to kiss me

So for now, next week’s debate is off

While I don’t really like Biden much (I’m still voting for him) if he did something like this, I’d actually like him a bit more.

Happy Birthday to him!

I used to always get New Balance for my running shoes, and about a year ago a friend suggested I check out Brooks. I tried them on, and oh my god...those are amazing. So comfortable with great arch support. I got a pair of Addiction 13, and from now on, I’ll definitely look at their shoes first.

I typically wait at least a month or two to make sure that serious issues have been worked out. I most likely won’t get the new X-Box until January at least.

Make an adult size one for me, cowards!

I did that same Ziploc trick in college. Good times...

Growing up, we were pretty poor, so fast food buffets were a staple for us. After church on Sundays we’d either go to the Wendy’s Superbar or the Pizza Hut lunch buffet.

I had this idea when it was Clinton vs. Trump. If debates are to continue, they need to set up a format where it’s impossible for the other person to interrupt. Put them in separate rooms, turn off the microphone of the person not being asked the question, or just something, we can’t expect these debates to continue…

Now I want to see that Elijah Wood Wolverine movie... I know it’s going to be a terrible Wolverine movie, but I want to see it.

...and that’s been his entire MO for years. “People are saying...” What people? Exactly what people are saying the BS you’re parroting up there on stage you orange piece of garbage incapable to stringing 2 coherent sentences together?

Me hiding from work for the next 3 hours waiting for the weekend.

Had Biden actually played that song, I might actually like him a little bit, instead of just voting for him because he’s not Trump.

In February, we moved from Pennsylvania to the Baltimore area, and when our realtor was showing us houses, if we saw MAGA or Trump/Pence bullshit near the house, we almost immediately dropped that house from the search.

Instead, I’ll just tell you to take everything the author wrote with a grain of salt...because that’s all they season their food with anyway.

Maybe this will work better...

Here it is in .gif format: