Cast of Powerless

Good game or Bad game...it’s a hell of a lot of fun to play, so I’d put it in the Good Game category. *honk*

So when I was a kid, I loved WWF/professional wrestling...but as an adult, I don’t want to see it in my politics. :(

...and if I used a coupon, or a gift card, do I tip on the full amount?

If they kill off Dr Aphra in that book, I'm going to riot.

The Three Hemsworthteers!

Starbucks decision most likely comes down to their cost. I’d imagine that it costs Starbucks significantly less to make a cup of coffee vs a cup of half coffee and half flavored syrups.

Since when has congress stopped the Nectarine in Chief from doing anything he wants to do?

Just based on the title, The Cleansing Hour sounds like a Purge rip-off.

Maybe she’s Rey from the old EU/Legacies Star Wars timeline?

It’s not folded. YOU’RE folded.

Loved that greenscreen shot of Drax stabbing. I want to see more of that.

...or better yet, just buy the entire brewery. 

Pony keg??? You’ll just get ripped off on that, just have an entire truckload of kegs delivered if you really want to get your money’s worth.

I paid real, US currency for a copy of that on DVD. It was a bootleg someone made that included the Holiday Special, The Muppet Show episode with a few Star Wars cast members, and a bunch of old Star Wars action figure commercials. Worth every single penny of the $5 I spent on it.

The Golden Girls/Star Wars Mashup that we didn’t know we needed until this moment.

I’m vegan, but not to eat healthier. I’m vegan for your motivations #2 and #3. I eat Oreos, vegan ice creams, potato chips, and all sorts of other junk food. We fatass vegans exist. In fact, I just had an Impossible Whopper and a large order of fries for lunch today.

A woman came up to me yesterday and said to me, governor, please tell the president to tell these Democrats to leave my healthcare alone.

What’s he doing in that photo? Is he about to get into a boxing match with that flag?

Coming this Winter to The Takeout...