That Voljin cosplay would have been damn near perfect if only the body paint and the hands and feet matched in color, but other than that, it’s pretty spot on, I love it.

Popeyes Cajun Turkey! XD

Did anyone else click the link just to find out what those weird glasses are that she’s wearing? I’ve been seeing thumbnails for this story all day, and finally had to click one to find out WTF is going on around her eyes.

Alright!

When I was a kid, at least 2 houses in my neighborhood handed out Chick Tracts instead of candy.

If I change my baby’s diaper on my table at a restaurant, and I wipe the table down myself, do I still need to tip a full amount? I mean, I did half the work by wiping down the table.

Unless I’m somehow missing it...in Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey, you can’t even pet the dogs. :(

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 or GTFO.

If I don’t like my table, and my brothers are all deadbeats, how much should I tip for my dinner with my mom?

and how much should I tip the person that wheeled out the giant cake?

I should finish making my Sexy Chipotle Employee costume.

Those beans certainly weren’t going to eat themselves.

I never really watched any of his shows regularly, so I’d say the episode of Archer that he was on is my favorite thing of his.

My use of “martian law” was intentional. See the name of the person I was replying to. Also, that person’s avatar is of a character from a cartoon who invoked “martian law” in Sealab 2020, as he was referring to the laws of Mars.

Well, that’s Martian Law for you...

Oh my, that baking soda stuff. I’m going to need to try that sometime.

Spending multiple hours coming up with a single decision is par for the course in my gaming group. I tend to be a much more impatient person, and want to just do my first instinct, but everyone else has to discuss things to death.

One of my favorite Cyanide and Happiness comics. :D

He should come with a few extra pairs of guns to drop around the ground around him.

Avocados. Everyone I tell thinks I’m some sort of weird alien from another planet, but I just cannot stand avocados. I don’t like the taste, or the texture, or the smell, or just anything about them. I’m sure some of it stems from my time, years ago, as a prep cook at Applebees, making large quantities guacamole.