That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Diana truly does the Lord’s Work around here. I won’t say which Lord but certainly one of them.

New Olympic Sport: Survival.

This wouldn’t have happened had the NBA not suspended Dahntay Jones.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Jesus. Kobe could have made a better pass.

“Your Dad deserved an Oscar nomination for that movie about the USFL and Concussions”

“You know, when I was your age concussions weren’t even invented yet.”

ARE WE SURE THAT WASN'T A VOTE ASKING WHO THINKS DEADCAST SUCKS?