Haha you’re not an ass. I wouldn’t fucking live there. I live in Broward!!

I work in Hialeah :)

True story: I got to interview Udonis Haslem after the Heat’s first title in the LeBron era and he has two separate RIP tattoos on his neck and is borderline one of the scariest dudes I’ve ever met. With that being said, he donates a ton of his time to youth organizations and couldn’t have been more accommodating to…

well he is a lawyer

That was maybe the greatest college basketball performance I’ve ever seen. RJ and Zion are out of this world good.

Why? Fuck Will Muschamp. Encourage your leaders to vote and take pride in their civic right. Most of the men in that locker room had great-grandparents that were barred from voting

Oh shit, he raped someone?

Nah, The Jets defense played fantastic. Our offensive ineptitude should have killed us. The Jets gave the Dolphins great starting field position all day and because our OC is a moron we lost.

Fire Todd Bowels

They’re the best team in the premiership and the arguable best midfielder in the world hasn’t played..Who can play with them?

I happily voted for Gillum

Dollars always make cents Patrick

HE CANT EVEN OPEN AN E-TRADE ACCOUNT

The talent inside that locker room is young and ballin.’ This is a rebuild, no need to win now. They weren’t going to win that division anyway.

If I ever see DJ Durkin in public I’ll Rajon Rondo spit and then two piece that garbage. He should be someone’s bitch in prison

This is the most offensive thing the Jaguars did all game

3/5 is better then 2/3 in majors. I don’t have any argument other then I like 5 set matches. Have a nice Friday.

Is he the only person in the world that still Dabs? 

B U T T H U R T

Yankees and Sox fans are the spiderman meme