In other words, "I don't like him, so I hope he's done something horrible and people find out about it, so that no one else will like him." Sheesh! I'm not the biggest Bill Murray fan, but you've just expressed a fairly awful sentiment.

Nicholson's doing Garfield 3?

Toni Deadmann

They just got "Du Bois" mixed up with "DeVos". I do it all the time.

"Well, I can only speak for myself." That's really what your argument comes down to.

My wife's been vegan for almost 20 years and she fucking adores the Impossible Burger. It's for everyone!

He's totally all, "Yeah, man!! Yeah!!!"

As an aside, those guys in the G.G. Allin photo are hilarious.

Yes, that was my joke, and you got all the upvotes. Fuck my life.

A lot of world leaders famously slept very little: Margaret Thatcher and Boris Yeltsin were known to sleep just 4 hours a night. The rest of the time, obviously, they were boning.

Well, if the movie's anything like the book, she totally falls for it and doesn't care whether it's evil or not. That's not a twist ending, by the way. That's every page of the book.

No one else has mentioned Peter Lorre as Mr. Moto, so I will mention Peter Lorre as Mr. Moto.

At a time when there are literally only 4 or 5 black women currently directing mainstream cinema and TV, it's frustrating to see Asante dismissed as a mediocrity. I haven't yet seen Belle or A United Kingdom (though I do want to see the latter, despite this review), but the criticism of her work has been so evenhanded…

I'm 100% certain that if Johansson had told the producers, "This character should be played by an Asian woman," they would have said, "That's a good point. OK guys, let's cast an Asian woman" and not "Okay, so ScarJo passed. What other white superstar can we cast?"

Life imitates art: Fool's Gold was an actual Matthew McConaughey movie.

[Inserts David S. Pumpkins reference as a bittersweet reminder of those carefree days before the election]

For what it's worth, the father in Toni Erdmann does not get naked, but I'm sure they can include a scene where Nicholson whips out his ding-dong if you ask nicely enough.

His work in About Schmidt makes me think he can handle it.

Amy Adams just signed on to the film, and has committed to the lengthy nude scene.

Mostly unrelated: there's a fun documentary called The Line King about the genius caricaturist Al Hirschfeld.