There are many actors who were never young. Walter Matthau and Bea Arthur also come to mind.

Is Harrelson as funny in Wilson as he was in The Edge of Seventeen? Because he was goddamn hilarious in that one. Perfect timing and delivery on every line.

"Hello my name is Natalie Bumgartner and I made a documentary called My Cousin Rachel Is Such a Bitch Because She Won't Spot Me a Loan for a New Tanning Bed Even Though She's Mrs. James Fucking Bond, It's Not Like She Can't Part with a Few Quid, for Fuck's Sake. My boyfriend told me to shorten the title."

Shoot, the Dick Van Dyke Show cast has barely left us, until now.

A shame, but she'd been ill for years. I refuse to accept this as the beginning of a year-long A-lister Armageddon.

Thanks, but you didn't answer my question. Now that Jackson's dead, do you believe it's likely that he molested little boys?

Do you believe that Michael Jackson molested little boys because he settled the 1993 Chandler case? The commonly accepted narrative on this has changed substantially since Jackson's death, so I'm curious what you think.

Getting a bikini wax.

Random complaint that no one will read:

#OscarsSoBlack

Actors go apeshit over any kind of award these days; such a contrast to the '70s or '80s, where half the Oscar nominees routinely didn't even show up for the ceremony. I wonder what changed? More Xanax, less cocaine?

OK, if Trump spends 10 trillion dollars and kills 10 million people in a sovereign nation that he invades, then you can pat yourself on the back for being completely spot-on with your speculations. Otherwise, reread my statement about how people have short attention spans and a tendency to gloss over the past, re:…

People have short attention spans and a tendency to gloss over the past as they fret about the present. I'm the only liberal I know who doubts that the Trump administration will be as disastrous as the GW Bush administration, and I think the Trump administration is going to be a shitshow!

What an intelligent, non-crazy-seeming actor. I knew Larroquette's Night Court costar Richard Moll in a previous life, and he is crazy. But nice. A fascinating cast, and the show's late creator Reinhold Weege was a fascinating guy too. Knew he couldn't top Night Court, so he never even tried.

He meant Lassie (who died in a) Hailstorm.

Children with bad taste.

I was nervous about Obama because at his inauguration he turned to the camera, held up a spear, and said, "Start running, Whitey!" Unfortunately, the CIA erased this from the public memory with chemtrails, but I know the truth because Jesus Christ broadcast it into my dental fillings.

Talk about overlooked! In all my years, even with my film background and my Finnish heritage, I have never before heard of this guy. Thanks IV!

Okay, for you, 75 cents.

A wiggle of the nose will make it go away.