Fair enough, but I also like to skim reviews of movies I've never heard of – such as Divines – in order to get a sense of what they're about, and whether they might be up my alley. For those of us who are not professional critics or able to attend major festivals, sites like AV Club are often our first exposure to a…

Oscar the Grouch certainly does.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm more likely to forget the title of this film than the fact that it has a twist tragic ending.

"even as it builds to an unexpectedly tragic and horrifying finale."

I know someone who used Adult Friend Finder – for dating! – and the first guy she met was like, "I'm going to FUCK you!" She decided it was not for her.

I met my wife through those personals! True story.

I have it on good authority that Laura Linney shall survive the year.

Angela Lansbury definitely qualifies, though in the 1940s she was really a supporting actress. She still had major roles back then, and even debuted before Kirk Douglas.

The "Trump supporter shooting a protester" story is probably referring to this:
http://www.upi.com/Top_News…

If you haven't seen Viva, Biller's paean to early '70s softcore porn, it's worth a watch, and not just for the ample nudity. The non-stop camp may be too clever-clever for some, but you can't knock the authenticity of Biller's visual style - it's flawless. She's a genuine weirdo. I'm excited about The Love Witch.

I like Zoe Kazan, but it's a bit weird to see her cast as the mom of a tween. She's 33 but barely looks 25.

He said "dig into", not "dig up".

That would be perfect, as his father was Richard Harris, a.k.a. Dumbledore #1.

Jill Stein's cool, I guess, but she's a little too mainstream for me. I voted for Gloria La Riva. You've probably never heard of her.

The Soft Boys also did a pretty faithful cover of this song. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My point was that the gist of your comment was, "I wish you hadn't told me that she died – now you've ruined my surprise, and I won't enjoy 63 Up as much!" Which is kind of a self-serving and inconsiderate sentiment. But I'm sure you didn't mean it that way.

Sorry, but this is real life, not a dramatic narrative. A human being's death shouldn't be treated as merely a "plot twist" in your entertainment.

"Say I don't like greens - well, I don't."

"Ha ha! This is hilarious!"
*beating off anyway*

There's this new thing called the Impossible Burger which does that. It's pretty amazing. I eat beef once in a while, and I can't tell the difference when eating this burger.