What does the author think when he drives by an Applebees? "Bunch of trogdolyte assholes."

That's bullshit. My oldest wouldn't even touch a hotdog, living on nuggets, grilled cheese and peanut butter. Now he eats smoked salmon and crepes-he can't sit near Cheerios though.

Mine won't eat the Tyson nuggets and want the bulk dinosaur nuggets.

I'm with you. I'd say 21 is too old to go to a nightclub, and there is no ceiling on going to a good bar.

It won an Oscar. Nominated for best feature film by the Baftas. It was better than okay. The second Muppet movie with Tina Fey was okay.

Too fancy for leftovers?

My three kids are different levels of fussiness, and of course most parents try to expand their children's dining horizons. A lot of restaurants have light portion sizes, but honestly to expect them to have three menus is a lot. Why not bring leftovers home? Old people do it and don't complain.

Someone is watching this show, it seems.

I have heard of soccer before, so I have to disagree about the 5th major sport thing.

Yes, and if your pissed that you have to bring the extra food home in a doggie bag, suck it.

He can afford to take his child out to dinner several times a week but apparently can't afford to pay the difference in price between a kids meal and adult meal on those occasions.

This is one of the stupidest articles I have ever read, yes. Parents don't order from the kids menu because they want their kids to eat chicken fingers. Parents order from the kids menu because they want their kid to also eat, but they don't want to pay for another adult meal that won't be touched.

Counterpoint: The Jason Segel Muppets movie was great.

Yes.

I was surprised when I saw it, maybe you could delete the comment or do the spoiler thing. What's the harm in trying to not f with people?

It looks terrible but man if Elba and McCaughey don't have screen presence.

Are you from the future?

It always brings me some satisfaction when my skepticism is rewarded.

Speak for yourself.
-your fellow white people

I know American Sniper is divisive, but, American Sniper.