I can see why the writer didn't include that-lets out some of the steam.

Flat out terrible movie, wasn't even able to hold the kids attention while getting chores done, and too dumb by a mile to watch as an adult. The suicide plot, also completely out-of-place in a dumb paint-by-numbers dad transformation movie.

Will this turn Little Nicky off of Popeye's?

Libel laws have existed as a limitation on free speech for hundreds of years in this country, Woods is not the first person to sue for defamation.

I was wondering why this post has such a hostile tone in regards Woods until I got to the "legion of arch-conservative fans" line.

Is that snark that it was marketed to 6 year olds or do you really think it was marketed to 6 year olds? it was marketed to 12 years, like all movies since like 1987.

jesse, I think you'll understand better when you are older.

Seems like its the thing here, at least. I use a pan, but I'm old.

You and every other man-child posting here, apparently.

They love it in Britain, so unless they are all hate watching I've always assumed it must at least be passable.

Also agreed, best episode of the show so far, with the best scene of the show so far, by a mile. That guy who plays Garcia Flynn can actually act, I learned for the first time. Also, Rufus is becoming one of the best characters on TV.

It's not good but it could be a lot worse.

Alec Guiness? Really?

You may get your wish.

On the other hand, everything he said is completely accurate, so, kudos.

Totally disagree, it's like a quote that I read comparing the new Star Wars to the original trilogy by Lucas. The JJ Abrams Star Wars apes/pays homage to George Lucas' Star Wars, but the original paid homage/was a pastiche of westerns, samurai movies, serials, Joseph Cambell, etc. and that why it was so great and…

Also, fyi Mel Gibson is cool again.

I liked him when it was just "language." But in this one he seems to have no regard for his own family. He went from being clueless to being a jerk off this episode.

That probably helped me too. The only other movie I watched more than once on a 24 hour rental was Bringing Out the Dead.

Gary Busey is a standout, Predator 2 is great.