Haven't been to a Nats game since 2013 although I've been to several O's games. And I live a lot closer to DC. It's just a pain in the arse, especially with the world's greatest subway system.

God will have all of Ditka's drives head right to the hole only to dart to the side in the last inches. Ditka's pisstivity will exponentially increase with each hole. The gallery places bets on which hole the heartattack will occur. God will hold it off until 18. Hours of entertainment for everyone!

Everyone's getting desperate in this last week. The interwebs will be full of increasingly crazier batshit stories over the next week.

Jiz Lee? Spent a lot of time coming up with that name I see.

I swear that show kept showing commercials for 3 years after I thought it was cancelled. That and that Poppy Montgomery show.

Don't start that again!

Big Tasty really brought it on last night's episode.

CBS announcers should still have to tease Murder She Wrote even though it hasn't been on in 20 years.

Wish it was really Real Genius. I just noticed last night my Real Genius VHS tape that I still have for some reason. Need to get that on DVD.

My little sister used to play that album every freaking day! Did dig New Religion and Save a Prayer though.

Since Chuck D and Flav warned me about watching Channel Zero, I can't tune in.

I'm sure Jake and Kellerman would be best buds.

Stand by for a squee overdose. That is if you don't overdose from twee first.

Loved it! Cat's speech to Kara didn't just motivate them, it motivated me too! Let's get out there and change the world! Now, if I could only pull myself out of bed in the morning …..

But not the places you want to go.

He doesn't suck but you can't expect Joey for Queens to be rational at a moment like that.

If you listened closely during the deafening silence after the 3 run homer, you can hear some guy yelling "You suck." I'm guessing he was yelling at Familia. At least your manager but your closer in the game.

There's a school named after Lech Walesa?!

I didn't hate it until late Tuesday night. Cough, cough …. put Britton in Buck .. cough cough.

I hear Notorious, I think Biggie and the one time I happened upon it, Diddy showed up. I was disappointed when I realized that it had nothing to do with BIG. Tricksters!