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So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

I guess we should be thankful to this officer for not shooting her because she could have spit on him in such a way that puts his life in danger. From recent events, we now know that any plausible danger to an officer (no matter how unlikely) authorizes them use to overwhelming or deadly force.

Security Cam footage of JLo’s security team:

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear

And we’re all going to need to be as high as little David leaving that dentist.

“How is this real life?” will never not be an appropriate response to anything that happens for the next four years. Fuck. Fuck.

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

Fuck. The guy pulls over immediately raises his hands and 6 guys jump all over him. Shitty small town cops with shitty training let adrenaline take over.

So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

That’s nothing. Donald Trump can hit it faster. Bigly. He can hit it 300 miles per hour. So hard. Not even difficult for him. He can do that at breakfast, or in a board meeting or while being pissed on.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

He admitted he did it. He’s responsible. Fuck that mental illness horseshit. If you’re a danger, you’re a danger. Off with his head.

Beans beans the magical fruit